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damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

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argh

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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Here’s an idea what if if you have social anxiety or other socializing problems God gives you a report card after every social interaction and you get extra points for looking someone in the eyes and having a good time and if you show progress you get candy or a basket of kittens and if you can finally get like a B+ God comes down and let’s you meet your favorite celebrity and pats you on the back like good job kid ya made it

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the muffins mix tastes like panic attack

and by that I mean horrible. what did I miss? I never get this recipe wrong. fuck.

malfoofesis:

I need someone next to me at night so I can fall asleep. Stroke my hair, rub my back, or just lay there. As long as I know you’re next to me, I’ll sleep easily. Be my safety blanket, otherwise my mind goes crazy and doesn’t turn off.